In case you haven't heard:
TODAY, yes, TODAY, friends is
Post offices all over the country will be closed, schools will be taking holiday, and, no, the garbage men will not be stopping by today.
So take a moment to say hello to our friend! Post a freindly comment on his blog or visit his website or bid on his EBay item! Make his day, because he deserves it! (Also you should go to the ebay item and read it anyway because it is HILLARIOUS!)
So HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDWARD ALONZO! Our nation loves you and is proud to honor you this day!
May God bless you abundantly on this, your special day!